The discrimination of redheads must stop... Hating someone because of their hair colour is similar to racism, and I'm tired of it.

Hi.  Today is a more serious topic.  Today's topic is about redhead hate and bullying.  If you're a redhead reading this, then you will probably relate, if you're one of those jerks who tear us apart everyday because of the fact that we have the rarest hair colour in the entire world, then continue reading, because YOU'RE WRONG about everything you say to us (unless it's "Oh, you're hair is gorgeous!"  Because, oh yeah, we know.)  People don't realize that hating on someone because of their hair colour, is just as absurd as hating on someone because of their skin- and we often times are because some redheads are very pale- well if one is...  THEY ALL ARE!  Some redheads have a lot of freckles- my hair is the colour of fire, and I have about 4 freckles on my face.  But then again, "OH NO!  some people have freckles! They must steal souls, oh, and of course, they don't have souls!"  I have a soul, and it has been saved by my Lord Jesus.  And I'm not that scary.  I mean, come on!  What have we ever done to you?  How would you feel if we hated on you because you were brunette?  Or had black hair?  Blondes receive some hate as well,  LEAVE THEM ALONE!  The red heads and blondes of this world are amazing people,  again, what have they done to you, except for turn you down on going out with you?  Maybe you guys are just jealous of the compliments we receive on our natural red hair.  Maybe your mother's father's cousin's brother's great grandfather's grandfather's great aunt twice removed had her soul stolen by a redhead.  Can you steal a soul?  No?  neither can we...  Who knows who made up that hoax, but y'all need to get over it.  You look like a bunch of scared children.  Btw, children love me.  People love me, a lot of people find me attractive.  All redheads are connected somehow.  We become friends real easily, therefore we could easily build a redheaded army, and some will be Irish, Scottish, Russian, Hispanic, Chinese, Brittish, Welsh, Icelandic, etc...  And we don't show much mercy.  So next time you want to hate on a redhead because of their amazing hair, why don't you not?  Next time you feel like hating on someone because they're really pale white, how about you don't?  Believe it or not, that's racism.  And that's not okay.  Discrimination due to solely a colour of hair or skin is never okay.  #Racismisneverok #hairismisathing #ithastostop
If you want the truth, I love myself, I loveeeeee my hair, and I love that some people hate me!  (It makes me a tough, strong willed woman.  leave me, and my ginger brothers and sisters alone, or we'll come after ya!  And the Irish ones of us will make you listen to Irish folk rock music until yer ears bleed!  #floggingmollyisthebestband #irishandproud #likereallyirish
I mean seriously, I don't see your problem with our gorgeous race, or any other race for that matter.  Ya darn hairist!  (Just kidding, we love you, despite your ignorance...)
And no...  I don't have gingervitis, and no, you can't make that joke. Only gingers can make ginger jokes.
XOXOXOXOXOXOXOXOXOXOXOXO
-Morgan